Kristi Noem
Five of South Dakota’s nine recognized tribes have banished her from their territory.
Eight years after feuding with Trump about their relative penis sizes, Rubio is trying to glad-hand his way into The Donald’s veep slot.
Trump’s “always-on-offense” style might work for him, but his example should come with a warning label for the Kristi Noems of the world: “Do NOT attempt this at home.”
By now you have likely heard about the South Dakota Governor shooting her puppy and goat. But there are many more juicy stories found inside the Republican’s memoir.
Sorry, Kristi, but farmers don’t regularly shoot 14-month-old dogs for misbehavior.
The governor’s puppy-killer book tour got more disastrous after Noem canceled an in-person Fox News appearance with Greg Gutfeld, citing bad weather in her home state.
Goodreads has also suspended feedback for the now infamous memoir.